So it’s been a while and I’m really really sorry. I just sort of got lazy and couldn’t be bothered to write anything worthwhile. I did try though - promise. But here I am. I’m back, hopefully for a while to help you guys out a little bit.
SO, as you can tell from the title, this text post thingy will revolve around hooking up random person. By random, I mean someone that you’ve never met before. Literally someone that you met a few hours or even minutes before all of the fun stuff starts, not just that one guy that is in your school that you sometimes bump into by your locker.
So, for some people this can be their hook up method of choice, because it’s easy, they know nothing about you, if it’s a bad hook up then it’s okay because you may never see them again, which could be great!
You’re at a party, you’re with a few friends, just dancing, drinking, having a fun time and all of a sudden this stranger catches your eye and you think “Yes. It’s happening”
Yes, that is the right attitude, keep going! If you think that Mr/Ms Sex Bomb over there is going to do all of the work, then you’ve got another thing coming. Now is not the time to be a pussy, even if you have one.
GO INTRODUCE YOURSELF
Alternatively, gather some wingmen and wingwomen and go say hi. Small talk, drunk talk, whatever. But be sure to say your name. Add in some flirting, if you know how to flirt. Smile, make eye contact, touch them a little bit. Let them know that you are keen. Make the first move.
“Do you want to go somewhere quiet?”
Great! Carry on.
Take him/her by their hand and lead them to either a room or a little dark patch somewhere near the party
Get comfortable, engage on some more random small talk, remind Mr/Ms Sex Bomb that you want to (almost) get inside of them.
Way leads onto way and you find that you can’t take it anymore. It’s time for that kiss.
Keep calm, remember, it’s only awkward if you want it to be. Pull in. Enjoy your lips touching. Play some tongue hockey or whatever. Do other fun stuff.
If you’re not comfortable doing something STOP.
Seriously. Sex Bomb over her should respect that, because you’re doing them a favour too. When they go tell their friends about you, they will make you seem like the best thing that’s ever happened to them. Otherwise they are a cunt.
Say goodbye, lie and tell them that you had a great time and would love to see them soon.
That’s all for now, hope you enjoyed that and learned some valuable lessons and stuff.